It’s One Month since the Mumbai 7/11 Blasts

So my dear countrymen……….have you bounced back already?

If you have not bounced back then u r a Right-Wing Hindu Neo-Nazi trouble maker who secretly loves Narendra Modi.

Look how much effort our dear UPA government is putting in to make u feel safe and also to win the war on Terror since the last one month.

1) They have tried to soften up the terrorists and have hired the best professionals for doing the job. Every would be terrorist from now on will think twice before joining the ranks of the terrorist organisations.

2) Our politicians have informed us that SIMI is NOT a terrorist organisation and the madrassas being funded by wahabbi extremists from Saudi Arabia are NOT hotbeds of extremism. Feel better Now! U bloody Neo Nazi Right Wing Hindu Fundamentalist baby killing blood sucking err…….over to Barkha Nutt and Sagarika “Snorting heroine” Ghose.

3) Our great government has made sure that the piss process with pakistan will NOT be affected just because of the pranks of some naughty boys who like blowing up people in trains, markets, planes, cinemas, buses, cars, buildings……….. Feel better Now.

Good now that you have bounced back don’t forget to forward around those filthy mails about the “Spirit” of the people of Mumbai who supposedly don’t mind( they do mind) being slaughtered like cattle in those cattle(suburban?) trains yet bounce back as if nothing happened at all (what else they can do when the government is run by butt kissing assholes who give a rat’s ass about its own people?)

And oops don’t forget Rajdeep Sardesai broke the news about the blasts first and his images were used by his parent company CNN across the world. He even has got email from Atlanta to prove it.

Anyway nice bouncing back till the next one…………..and the next……….and the next………….and the next………..and the next…………………..and the next………….and the next…………and the next……………next………….next………next………………………next………………………….next……………

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8 responses to “It’s One Month since the Mumbai 7/11 Blasts

  1. i like the quality of ur posts..and after reading a few posts of urs i understand i share similar opinions on a host of issues with u..keep up the good work..

  2. Am relatively new to the world of blogging and have discovered your blog today. Great blog in general and loved this post

    Keep it up !

  3. I had advocated both a short term and long term solution to the problem- http://hirenshah.wordpress.com/2006/07/12/bombay-can-the-bombs-be-permanantly-at-bay/

    Pity that public memnory is too short.

  4. “Pity that public memory is too short”

    That’s what the UPA is counting on.

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  6. Manoj S

    I share your frustration every bit but you atleast have words to express it…Your blog is bookmarked!!

  7. Good morning, Happy Fool’s Day!!!

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
    He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
    “Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
    “Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.
    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
    A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
    “But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks.
    “Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142.”

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

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